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April 11th, 2005
For
25 years there has been an entity that has plagued the sets of popular
television programs. It is said that this entity comes with a curse. A
curse that drives the hit television series to it's doom. This entity
has natural good looks, fluffy blonde hair and giant white teeth. This
entity? His name is Ted McGinley and his presence on a television set
means certain DOOM! Join me now as we look at Ted's career in something
I'd like to call...
ARE
THESE HAPPY DAYS YOURS AND MINE HAPPY DAYS? II: THE CURSE OF TED
MCGINLEY
Now
it's possible that you have never heard of Ted McGinley but by the time
we're through I will find it hard to believe that you don't realize who
this man is. The Ted McGinley Curse has become legend as a result of the
brilliant web site "Jump the
Shark" where Ted is the site's "Patron Saint".
However I was first made aware of Ted's curse years ago during an
episode of A&E's old stand up comedy series "Evening at the
Improv". Ted was the host that evening and introduced himself by
commenting on how many shows he had been on right before their
cancellation. The truth is Ted McGinley has a wonderful sense of humor
about his role as the executioner of classic shows. It almost has to be
wondered whether network execs, knowing a show is on its last legs, hire
Ted on purpose as a new addition to their cast on purpose. Perhaps it's
a universal joke on this mediocre actor. Anyhow, let's take a look at
the Ted McGinley curse and his role in the demise of many sitcoms that
have felt his wrath.
T ed
McGinley's big break in Hollywood came in 1980 on the hit show Happy
Days. Now when Gary Marshall comes a calling and offers a young actor
with little television or film work on his resume a starring role on a
hit show who wouldn't jump at the chance to hang out at Arnold's with
Fonzie, Potsie, Ralph and Ritchie? You'd have to be an idiot to refuse
and Ted McGinley was no idiot. However there was one stipulation. Ralph
and Ritchie weren't going to be there. Oh no. That's right - Donny Most
and Ron Howard were finished with the series and were shipping their
characters to Greenland. In fact, Ted McGinley, in his role as cute but
square school teacher Roger Phillips, was going to be the
"new" Ritchie for the series. If only Robert Wightman, who had
replaced Richard Thomas as John Boy Walton for The Waltons' disastrous
final two seasons, had called Ted McGinley and warned him "DON'T DO
IT TED!" No, Ted wasn't warned and in 1980 Roger Phillips walked
into Arnold's for the first time as the harbinger of doom to Happy Days.
Now to be fair to Ted, Happy Days did last another four years but it was
never quite the same. In 1984 viewers bid farewell to our friends in
Milwaukee and Ted McGinley was made the scapegoat. The blame for the end
of the series was put on him. Thus, the Ted McGinley curse was born.
Yet
it looked like luck was smiling down on Ted McGinley. Luck came in the
form of legendary television producer Aaron Spelling. While all the rest
of the Happy Days cast was bumbling around looking for work but finding
it impossible due to ten years of typecasting, Ted was about to get
another offer to star in another classic television series. The show was
Love Boat. After six years on the air, the show's ratings were sinking
faster than the Titanic. Aaron Spelling sat in his office and with a
thunderous roar he screamed, "We need a new character! Get me that
fresh-faced kid who used to be on Happy Days." Perhaps he meant Ron
Howard, but Spelling's flying monkeys brought him back Ted McGinley.
Soon Ted was sporting the now famous white and black uniforms of the
Island Princess. As Ace Evans, Ted McGinley was your photographer.
However, the Ted McGinley curse was about to rear
its ugly head again. Ted's watch on the Love Boat only lasted two years
and soon the Island Princess sailed its final voyage. That was two
classic sitcoms dead with Ted McGinley as an addition to the cast.
However Aaron Spelling wasn't quite
finished with Ted McGinley yet. Ted jumped right out of his Island
Princess uniform and into designer suits in the role of Clay Falmont in
the 1986-1987 season of Dynasty. Now I must admit that I have never
watched Dynasty. Prime time soaps are not exactly this pop culture
addict's genre of expertise. However, as taken directly from
www.answers.com, here is the lowdown on Ted's year on Dynasty:
"Clay Falmont: The illegitimate son of Ben Carrington and Emily
Falmont, who engaged in affairs with Amanda Carrington, Sammy Jo Reece
and Leslie Carrington. The last relationship ended, and he left Denver,
when it was confirmed that Leslie may have been his sister by blood.
(Although it was never clarified, Ben Carrington may have been his
biological father)." Got all that? Well it doesn't make a lick of
sense to me. Anyway, after one season Ted McGinley left the series. Why
and what happened to his character is unknown to me. However, what is
known is that Dynasty went off the air two years later in what has been
said to be one of the most
dismal endings to a series ever. One has to wonder if the Ted McGinley
curse had lingered on the Dynasty set and whether perhaps it was angry
that Ted was no longer on the series. At any rate, the tally was now
three dead classic series connected to Ted McGinley.
For the next three years Ted McGinley
floated around Hollywood in a kind of limbo. Doing a television guest
spot here and a film there Ted couldn't get a regular gig. Perhaps the
word was out that there was a curse around Ted that would slaughter your
show. Yet fortune smiled on Ted once again in 1991. There was only one
network and one show brave enough to hire him. The network was FOX and
the show was "Married with Children". When Steve left Marcy,
Ted McGinley was hired on as Marcy's new husband, the jobless slacker
con man Jefferson D'Arcy. Now let's think about this for a s econd.
Ted McGinley's last series was Dynasty. DYNASTY! To take a part in a
show with the reputation that "Married with Children" had was
five steps backward for an actor that was previously on a show with the
stature of Dynasty. One must wonder how desperate Ted McGinley was at
this point in his career. However, by playing sidekick to Ed O'Neill
fortune finally smiled on Ted McGinley and the curse seemed to be
lifted. Ted's time on Married with Children was another six years. While
some Married with Children purists will argue that Ted's appearance on
the show killed the program, this pop culture addict actually blames the
creation and spotlight on Al's men's club "No Ma'am". From
"Married with Children" Ted finally received some success.
It seemed that the curse was finally satisfied and was put to rest.
In recent years Ted McGinley has been
in such hit films as "Dick" and "Pearl Harbor" and
is currently appearing in the hit television show "Hope and
Faith". For now it seems that the Ted McGinley curse has been
broken. However, what should be noted is that despite the well known
curse that has surrounded Ted McGinley, he ha s
managed to stay working in Hollywood for 25 years now. That's more than
can be said about the majority of his co-stars in all of the shows he
has appeared on. How does he get work when Potsie and Ralph are signing
autographs at collectable shows? Why does he have a hit show while Ed
O'Neill's brilliant remake of Dragnet lasted only a single season? How
is he still on our TV sets while Isaac is literally "outta
sight"? Ted McGinley keeps getting work. Has the curse been lifted?
I doubt it. Like most curses perhaps it is just dormant for the time
being. Another theory is that the Ted McGinley curse is a hostile and
cruel one that is only pretending to be asleep and actually WANTS Ted to
get work. That way it can live again to feed of the slaughter of another
hit show. Thus Hollywood should be warned. Ted McGinley is out there.
Past history has shown that if you allow Ted McGinley near your set that
doom isn't far behind. "Confessions of a Pop Culture Addict"
wishes Ted McGinley all the luck in the world for his days to come, and
thanks him for his role as one of the oddest figures in pop culture
history.
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