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January 11th, 2005
THANK YOU! OH ESTEBAN!
THANK YOU!:
ODE TO ESTEBAN AND HIS GIFT
OF GUITAR
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Thank you Esteban. Thank you for your
tragic stories of your childhood and your auto accident. For giving an
opportunity to our children to put down their video games and learn to play a
musical instrument. For your music that has apparently sold millions of CDs
worldwide, although we'd never heard of you before. Thank you, because now we
recognize the music that we hear while on hold with the phone company and on
long elevator rides. For the guitar, carrying case, picks, extra set of strings,
book AND video teaching us to play four complete songs all for four easy
payments of $33.99. For reducing that video that sells on your website to $30
making it a truly great value. For the opportunity to call RIGHT NOW to receive
copies of your award-winning CD. For the testimonials of satisfied customers
telling me how much your guitar and video changed their lives and the lives of
their children. For your intense late night conversation with your dorky buddy
on the television after all the regular programming is done for the day. For
having operators standing by. Thank you Esteban, for your gift of guitar.
Forever and ever, thank you.
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