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January 29th, 2005
LIVING IN AN ACHY
BREAKY WORLD:
THE PROBLEM WITH THE
CURRENT COUNTRY MUSIC INDUSTRY
This
morning, as I was channel surfing, I landed on the country music video station
and saw the video for Gretchen Wilson's "Redneck Woman". The video featured the
beautiful country singer getting down and dirty in mud while riding on four
wheelers and giving her "Hell Yeah" battle cry to the cheers of a crowd of
female country music fans. As I watched it I think I finally was able to put my
finger on exactly what it is about the country music industry that continuously
leaves such a bad taste in my mouth.
Now, before I start, let me state that I write this as an outsider looking in.
Country music isn't the dominant music in my life. It’s a genre of music I have
dabbled with but the only time I hear it is occasionally at work. Besides that I
have a humble little collection of about 150 songs ranging from the late 1950's
to the mid 1980's.
With
that said however, I grew up on country music. It was the
dominant music in my house as a child because it was the music that my
father listened to. Thus it wouldn't be
a surprise to you that I hated it at the time. Who honestly likes their parents’
music when there are "newer" and more "innovative" musicians to discover?
However, a few years ago I began to become rather interested in the old music
that my father listened to and I started a collection and appreciation for
country music. I raided my fathers discarded record collection and I found
albums by Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Conway Twitty,
Donna Fargo, Faron Young, Charlie Pride, Tammy
Wynette, Red Sovine,
Kenny Rogers, Marty Robbins, The Statler Brothers,
Johnny Paycheck, Charlie Rich, George Jones - the list could go on, and on, and
on. As I listened to these albums, read about these artists,
and accumulated even
more
country music tracks I began to understand that in many ways country music has a
history and tradition that are even richer than the rock industry. I suppose one
of the main reasons is probably because the country music industry has never
been as marketably successful as most of the popular
music that has come out in the last sixty years or more. Country music musicians
and its fans have had to create a close knit group in order to survive - and
they have managed to survive quite well.
The country music tradition, in my eyes, is based on many
things. Obviously it finds its roots in rural regions and the songs of the
cowboy crooners. The small town/community element is always relevant in the
music. Also, the country music industry goes hand and hand with gospel music -
thus religious/family values and morality is strong in their lyrics. While there
is room for passion and love, there is no room for
sexual deviance. Leave that to the weirdoes that make rock records. Finally, the
country song hails the blue collar worker - the farmers, the truck drivers, the
factory workers, and the construction worker. It hails the workers who work hard
in the dirt and with their hands; the
workers who toil for their pay. This is not the music of the commuter or the
office worker. Let them listen to Air Supply. For the most part I do feel that
the current country music industry manages to keep this tradition in tact - for
that I do commend them.
However, what made the country music in
the past so different from any other music industry was its ability to be
humble. That's the word friends - HUMBLE. It was never flashy; it was never
arrogant or cocky. Arrogance works in the rock
industry. That's what made John Lennon "John
Lennon". That's what makes KISS "KISS". That's what makes Madonna "Madonna".
Arrogance and rock goes hand in hand. However, country is all about simple and
real people without an air of phoniness singing songs about their lives that
were universal enough that the people who listened to them could both connect
with t hem
and believe in them. When Loretta Lynn sings "Coal Miners Daughter" that is her
story. When Dolly Parton sings "Coat of Many Colors"
you know where she's at. These are not arrogant songs - although they are songs
that have a sense of strength and pride. There are songs of passion (Patsy
Cline's "Sweet Dreams"), songs of masculinity (Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue"),
and songs of loneliness (Faron Young's "Hello
Walls"). Country music can even be clever and whimsical like the
Statler's "Flowers
on the Wall," or Red Sovine's "Phantom 309". Anyhow,
I can offer hundreds of examples, but the bottom line is that there is always a
humble reality to these singers. This humble reality is what made the country
music industry survive and thrive.
Yet, today the country music industry is so full of slicked up, shallow
musicians strutting around like Mick Jagger that the
humble tradition of the country
song has pretty much disappeared. Country music has sold out its history in
order to be "cool" (seemingly, depending on who you are) or "marketable".
Now I'm not naive enough to say that this
is true for all country acts. There are some really decent country artists
out there that are keeping the classic country philosophy alive.
Acts like Garth Brooks, Lonestar, the Wilkinsons and Brooks and Dunn.
However, a lot of these acts seem to be far and in between.
What you are more likely to find is that the most of the country acts seem to
gravitate towards being a tough guy, redneck loser hanging out shirtless in a
chair on his front lawn and guzzling cheap beer, or a super model flashing her
ass and tits all around the country stage like she's in a brothel instead of the
Grand Ole Oprey. The humble tradition is dead.
 The
super model country stars like Gretchen Wilson and Shania Twain are what make me
the most sick. Although they were beautiful in their own way, Patsy Cline and
Tammy Wynette were hardly runway models. However,
their influence in country music is legendary. They strove because of the truth
of their lyrics and the way that people, especially women, could connect with
what they sang. Without the breasts and legs do you think Shania Twain would be
nearly as successful as the legendary women of country?
Unlikely. While it seems that Shania Twain is trying to create a
sisterhood with female listeners with songs like "Man, I Feel
Like a Woman," or "That Don't Impress Me Much," in
reality she alienates herself from real women who could identify with women like
Loretta Lynn. There is little to no connection between
Twain and the average female listener.
 Then comes
white trash "hometown pretty boys" like Alan Jackson and Trace Adkins. These men
lack the respect that artists like Ray Price and Conway
Twitty demanded. Those men knew how to write a good song about universal
truth and emotion - not trite songs about redneck living. I mean country music
was always urban, but it was never white trash. The current country music
is full of these arrogant, talentless morons and has
since Billy Ray Cyrus danced his inbred little strut and dirty mullet across the
country dance floor with "Achy Breaky Heart" in the
early nineties. Friends, you'd never see Johnny Cash line dancing and he could
kick the crap out of Billy Ray or Alan Jackson in his sleep. Hell, he's been
dead for years and he still manages to be tougher than all of us!
What
is heard on the country stations now is not country music. It’s nothing more
than white trash rock. The humble roots of country music are dead. The last good
country music was written in the 1980's. Have you ever noticed that if you
turned a country music video on mute you can barely tell the difference between
the country videos and the rock videos? It makes me sad that an industry so rich
in tradition has finally died and that its fans are buying into the bullshit
that it has become. It’s the fans that support these artists that are to blame.
They buy the records. They make Jeff Foxworthy a star. They are the ones who
refuse to remember where it all came from. They are the ones who let the
industry be raped. And, to make it worse, since the industry is so close to the
rock one, any songs like "Redneck Woman" just become underdeveloped "rock" songs
anyway. What is the final result? People that hate country music continue to
hate it instead of discovering such a fantastic and unique genre of music that
has so much history to discover. They just keep hearing the swill that is coming
out today from completely unlikable chowderheads and
refuse to listen to the traditional music that made this bastardized musical
genre what it is today.
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