Let me start by saying that I love you sir. There are very few men that walk on this earth that I respect and admire as much as you. In my eyes you are truly a great man, not only on the screen but in the strength and the dignity that you display in your nature. You are truly an example for all men to look up to. However, with that said, this afternoon I sat down and re-watched "To Sir With Love", one of my all-time favourite movies. Yet, as I watched it, I once again came to the conclusion that, sir, you seriously can't dance.

Neither can I.  I guess we can't all be perfect.

With much respect and admiration, forever and always,

Sam Tweedle